• Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
  • Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
  • Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
  • Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

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crystalsoulslayer:

rutabaga64:

Star Wars - Doctor Who crossover by *Drombyb

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL EVERYTHING
YOU CAN’T GIVE MATT SMITH A LIGHTSABER ARE YOU INSANE

crystalsoulslayer:

rutabaga64:

Star Wars - Doctor Who crossover by *Drombyb

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL EVERYTHING

YOU CAN’T GIVE MATT SMITH A LIGHTSABER ARE YOU INSANE

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impl0de:

fe-de:

Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to ****.”

impl0de:

fe-de:

Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”

Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to ****.”

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